Zekestory

ZEKESTORY
Told by Baily Deeter
"Zeke"! "Over here", said Nathan, his teammate in a charity basketball game. Zeke threw the perfect pass and suddenly they were down by 2. Then they had the ball back. "Omar passes to Zeke and Zeke shoots and SCORES", said the announcer! The Johnson's cheered so loudly in their seats. Zeke has one a million dollars for a charity! Along the way, a young boy walked to Zeke. "My name is Henry". "You are very nice". "Can I have graph, I mean autograph". "O.K. little fella". "Hey, your littler", said Henry. "Oh yeah, said Zeke. After dinner, when Jayson wanted to watch the dummy channel, they saw Zeke's shot on as The Big Helper. "Hey, why can't I do that", asked Jayson. "You're not nice, you don't care about anyone but Chris "JAKEY", yelled Jayson. "Whatever", said his mom. "But you never have and never will do something like Zekey". "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR", screamed Jayson.
The next day, on the Zeke Johnson show, Christopher and Zeke typed up long articles in 3 seconds, did triple frontflips, did a 1440, flipped 78,567 patties in 3 seconds, and backflipped 6 times and landed on a perfect handstand pose, then balanced many plates. Then it was the intermission. "Thank you, Thank you", said Zeke as he walked off the stage. "Now it is intermission. "O.K. persons", said Jayson. "Prepare to be amazed". "Oh yeah, what are you gonna do: tell weirdo jokes", said a man in the crowd as everyone cracked up. "No". "Why did the chicken cross the toad"? "Why", said an annoyed crowd. "Because he didn't want to"! "Get it"? "No", yelled the crowd. "I don't either", said Jayson and the crowd laughed their pants off. "Why did Jakey sleep with Jayson"? "Why", said the same annoyed crowd? "Because he was hungry"! "Get it"? "NO"! "Yeah, I don't either". "Why did the person scream at Jayson"? "Why", yelled a furious, annoyed and angry crowd. "Because a rock said hi to him". "Get it"? "No", yelled the crowd. "I don't either", said Jayson. Then, Chris and Zeke returned, and Zeke and Chris took him to jail.